my crappy job

ga3da 3la el desk maly, eb my crappy office, many of you will think hathy minona , her job is every girl's dream o bla bla , wallah 3ad ta3alaw eshta'3law weya those skinny girls ba3dain gololy every girl's dream. at first i thought this job was all about parties,magazines and having fun, athary karaaaaaf mala awal wala taly, and what makes it worse is enich te7eseen enich feela yam hal m3a9geleen, la o ed3aaal, marrat e6angeroon o yetbachbechoon lazem etrathenhom 3ashan yasleekon weyach o wayehom e9er 7elo 7ag el photoshoot, ya3ny zyada 3la kel hal sh'3el lazem t9ereen physciatrist. o zyada 3ala kel hatha my perverted boyfriend slept with one of those skinny bitches, WHICH NO LONGER WORKS HERE, a7san testahel!!

anyways ma3endy sh'3el , theres this party tonight 7ag madry ay designer e5re6y o lazem aroo7 with my coleagues 3ashan THE CRAPPY JOB, bas malhom amal, bag3ad hnee kaify kaify kaify!! eee i forgot, wezyada 3ala kel hatha lazem you look stylish o descent at work 3ashan 7athrat el boss, my boss is a cold english woman with high sense of fashion and lots of alcohol, 7a66a 3ainha 3ala photographer mazyoon o mwailee7 o s'3eer, la o fog kel hatha she's married malat 3leha. bas then again, here all married couples cheat, allah e5alekom etha el boyfriend cheats 3ayal el husband shesawy !

boyfriendy el5ayes

my boyfriend is a jerk, mlawe3 chabdy lo3a mo 6abe3eya allah e5es eblesa, yahel 3od 7asha mo man, hes not even kuwaiti , e7a9ela bas me hal 5ayes, bas shasawy i fucking love him, its impossible to live without his shit, hes hot,hes so damn sexy and hes a famouse successful business man, malat 3leh, he cheated on me with a stupid anorexic model, 6ageta 6ag!! 7athaft 3leh kelshay jedamy, agolokom lawwa3 chabdy , thany yom yayebly bouqet of roses o godiva chocolates o 5ara ebshakla yayeb chees eshkobra ya3ny berathy, 7athaft el bouqet ebwayha o kalet el kakaw , rad nafs elchalb now, i do love him bas enough is enough, o la3at chabdy kel esboo3 6agga etathkera 3shan ashof reg3at wayha,shaswy etha my boyfriend mo rayal?

kaify

my sister's boyfriend annoys the hell out of me, i hate when they talk to eachother on the phone, i hate when she talks about him, i wish i could shut her up! you might think im jealous but im not, im screwed up , im angry, bedoon sabab moqne3, i hate when everytime she has a bf twa9la el sema a5er shay when he breaks up with her, tnazla lelga3, i hate that. i hate my cousin's beroood , barda etqethny, i hate pretending, i always pretend, never honest, and it fucking bugs me, el nas mo kafo en9eer honest weyahom, the minute you are honest with them they think of you as qaleelat adab, bitch..etc, fuck you people! i hate when we watch a movie, us girls, and a very hot love scene appear they cover their eyes and i have to do that with them because if i dont they will think im ma ast7y! i loveeeeeee hot love scenes KAIFY! i hate that the guy i like dosent notice me malat 3alaik yal jameel, i wish i could touch him, that ass, i hate when my mom and dad e7enoon, GET A LIFE! , i hate when girls with big makwa butt ass whatever , wear tight jeans, we3 ugly, i hate when all the girls wear the same , bunch of fakes, and i hate L latetfalsefain yal zbala , mo layeg 3alech el tefelsef.